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Who Am I? - A brief and incomplete history

For anyone particularly interested, my name is Nigel Edwards. I was born of Welsh parents in 1954, in the town of Enugu in Nigeria, and named after the river Niger. At the time Nigeria was one of the last remnants of British colonialism, and my father was working for the British Coal Board in the country, while my mother enjoyed herself with her own show on the local colonial radio. In fact she had an excellent singing voice, and was a very good pianist to boot.

The family returned to the UK in 1956/7, so my first-hand knowledge of those earliest years is non-existent. Such 'memories' that seem to be resident are, in fact, derived from looking at old cine film and photographs that my parents took. Apparently I was brought up on West African curry, which I suppose might explain why I've suffered from a variety of hernia's ever since.

We returned to the UK, as I said, to take up residence in a large white house called Crossways in the North Wales town of Wrexham. My three main memories of that house are: falling through the roof of a shed (I don't remember why I climbed up there - it's just what you do when you are 5 or 6); being in bed with German Measles with the curtains drawn all day; and watching my best friend crossing the road on his way home, to be struck by a passing car. I think he died. At any rate, I never saw him again. Oh, and we had a big rocking horse, taken from a fairground ride, in the nursery. I thought it was wonderful.

We moved a few short years later, after the arrival of my sister to a small bungalow in a new estate in the same town. The bungalow was named 'Tillapa' (or was it Tilappa? Tillappa?), after the boat that finally returned us to these shores. A couple of years on and my brother arrived.

I attended the local Nursery, Infants, and Junior schools. In the latter, I remember I had three teachers called Miss Sugg, Mrs. Griffiths, and Miss Clare (if memory serves.) One or two of these three was/were, apparently aunt(s) of mine, though whether they were true relations or simply family friends I cannot be sure. My three main memories of my time at the school are: the head mistress (not a relation) ordering two boys who had been naughty (?) to the front of the assembly hall one morning, and telling us how bad they had been. She then instructed the boys to take their pants down in front of the whole assembly, saying that the one who did would receive his spanking with his pants on, while the other would have to receive his punishment with his pants off. One boy did drop his pants, and I suppose then took his medicine in its' lesser form. Can you imagine a head teacher doing such a thing today?

The second memory is when, on my very first day at Infants school, I burst into tears in the playground, and telling an enquiring teacher that I was 'scared of the big boys.' It wasn't that the 'big boys' had done anything, I was just scared of them. In those days there wasn't a separate play area for the smallest children. Everyone went into the big yard and got on with it, regardless of age. My third memory is that I was the first child in the school to receive a complete, brand new school uniform. I was sent from class to class to demonstrate how all good children should look when they attended school, and felt thoroughly embarrassed by the whole thing!

At the age of ten we moved house to Newcastle-Upon-Tyne. My father had left the coal board, after years of studying for new qualifications, and joined the Civil Service as a mineral valuer, eventually becoming one of no more than a dozen or so in the country with his level of qualification. In Newcastle I failed my 11+ exam and went to a comprehensive. I did pretty well in school, academically, but this could be because the standard was not particularly high. When, in 1968 (I think) we moved - again with my father's job - to Cardiff, my parents went to great efforts to get me into a good quality grammar school. Unfortunately, by comparison with the other students, I was quite backward, and so bad at mathematics in particular that I was kept down an entire year. What gets me, though, is that I was forced to sit through all subjects again, not just maths. I think that's what finally made me give up on formal education, and generally become a very bad student, including the skipping of lessons.

I did discover rugby, though. Best game in the world! I played for the school A-side, breaking ankles and wrists on more than one occasion, learned to drink beer (thanks to the games masters who had no problem with supping a pint with us 14 year-olds in the local after games against other local schools, and indeed, against visiting schools from Scotland and France. Ah, happy days! I also learned to smoke. Nobody (other than my parents) seemed to mind.

After failing most of my O-levels, I quit school at age 18, leaving the 6th Form where I had been graciously permitted to attend, ostensibly to re-sit maths and one or two others, as well as study English for A-level. I joined the RAF in 1973 and went to RAF Swinderby for basic training. Mitch, if by any remote chance you are reading this, do you remember meeting up on the platform at Cardiff station? Our first days? How nervous we all were? Do you remember Jim, the 'old' Scotsman who became barrack-room leader? Do you remember carrying me into the doctors' once, after I'd thrown up over the barrack-room floor, and the snotty SAC who insisted on my agreeing that I had 'the flu' before he would allow me to see the MO? What a tit!

After training as a telegraphist at RAF Cosford, and being posted to RAF Hendon, I eventually was rewarded with an overseas tour of duty to Masirah, a small island off the coast of Oman. Nothing but sand, rocks, camel grass, and camel spiders as far as the eye could see! John B., we shared a room in 1976. You were very into Iron Maiden as I recall, and there was another lad in the same room who always used to dress in black (when off duty) and listen to Mud. Remember the raised fish pond in the quad? And the trips to Millionaires Beach? Remember the locust swarms?

I had my 21st birthday in temperatures that you wouldn't believe, as Vulcan bombers roared overhead, on the way to a little confrontation that was still going on in the Yemen.

In 1978 I got married, demobbed in 1979, and eventually my two lovely children, fine girls, came to grace the world.

In 2004 I found my new partner. We married in 2008, and this time I know it's the right choice. Without My Lady I would not be complete, and it is solely through her support and encouragement that I have been able to write anything at all.

There is an awful lot more I could say, of course, but I think the above will suffice to give a basic understanding of why I am me. I just want to finish by saying thanks for visiting my website, and hope that you will enjoy reading some of my work.

Nigel Edwards, 2008

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